Balls2SayIt - The Book!

An equal opportunity offender of gays, rednecks, women, Christians, millennials, and people of color shares his brazen rants, jokes, and random thoughts suitable for the age of social media. The slogan worthy one-liners on drinking, sex, stupidity, stereotypes, rudeness, apathy, and anti-social behavior are political, provocative, immature, and hilarious.

Balls2SayIt

Balls2SayIt

Find something Ballsy for yourself or Nuggets for your friends. You'll find unique merchandise Saying What You Want 2 Say and proving you have the Balls2SayIt on t-shirts, mouse pads, mugs, stickers, key rings, and more. 

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#nonconformist

New Online Shop

New online shop sells products to show off a brave individual with a sense of original humor - What You Want 2 Say & Have The Balls 2 Say

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The Kids of America (woo ooh)

"Christian groups: Biblical Armageddon must be taught alongside global warming." ~ The Onion.com

I'm Sorry and I'm Going To Rehab...

I'm sorry. I should not have said what I did. I have been having personal problems. And I'm going to rehab to work these out. In Hollywood, there is such a rehab facility for people with issues like mine (bigotry/idiocracy).

But, I am not a bigot. I have gay, black, female, Jewish, Muslim, Latino, and dog lover friends. I hope that all of my fans can find it in their hearts to forgive me. Please don't take your feelings about this private matter out on my next project (movie, record, etc.).