Heterosexual Marriage

The truth is that marriage is unnatural. It was created by religion, women, and unattractive men who couldn't get laid otherwise. Men do not choose marriage. Men do not truly want to be married. Men are not by nature monogamous. Man is a wild animal just like any other who does not respond well to captivity. Marriage is his cage. Heterosexual men either envy or loathe gay men. Straight male friends of gay men live vicariously through them. Begging to hear their stories and imagining their own fantasies. Dreaming of freedom. The straight men who hate gay men (homophobes) are diseased with bitter jealousy. Often times they do not realize and cannot articulate this feeling. Envy not the sanctity of marriage. This is a trap of convention we have so far, been able to dodge.